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Every day now, there's another psychotic news story from the Dem sector, with someone (usually either a high-ranking lib pol or a high-ranking lib media asset) definitively telling us that the Democratic Party is the reason Trump won--but not for the reasons that make sense.

Nope, it's always something like:

"We didn't get our message out convincingly."

"He won because we dissed him so much."

"Biden didn't get out soon enough."

Honestly, it's hilarious. We need a new name for the psychosis, something like "Defeated DEMentia Syndrome." They have all lost the plot, or their egos.

And that's the thing: their egos are so ginormous that the ugly, whiny, talentless POS who makes $8 mil a year on that show full of ugly, talentless broads had to DIS A SMALL STATEN ISLAND BAKERY and blame an order not being delivered on them not liking this dumb cunt's politics.

The great thing is, her stupid move got so much pushback, the bakery got 50x more orders than usual (and it turns out their old New York building's boiler problems was the reason for delivery issues).

What I love about Dems is, they are so happy to insult MAGA folks all day and night (ask us if we care), but OMFG, they cannot take ANY criticism. Montessori training syndrome there.

As for the twats from Cher to Streisand screaming about leaving the US? PLEASE GO, WE'LL HELP YOU DUMB BITCHES PACK ALREADY. Babs wants to go to the UK, where antisemitism is at an all-time high. Enjoy, sis! You fucking idiot. 

Maybe George Clooney can open a compound--a kind of Mar-A-Lago for liberal losers. He can give everyone one of those Nespresso machines he hawks on TV spots as consolation prizes.

There seems to be no stopping their "how could this happen?" self-flagellation. It's truly funny.

Meanwhile, they probably just sent their off-the-books Mexican nanny out to buy groceries.

Let me throw a few bits of reality at you:

George Stephanopolous of ABC has a salary of $15 million annually, and an estimated net worth of $40 million.

Rachel Maddow of MSNBC? $30/45 million.

Joe Scarborough of MSNBC: $8/25 million.

Joy Behar of 'The View': $7/30 million.

Whoopi Goldberg of 'The View': $8/60 million

Yes, there are plenty of incredibly successful conservative show hosts also, but they don't pretend they are living in the Average Joe's financial world.

So as Dems continue to struggle with the reality that they are out of touch and extremely unlikable as a group, they seem blind to the fact that they are out of touch and extremely unlikable as a group.

I have no idea how Joy or Whoopi have maintained ratings over the years. They're both extremely unattractive, Joy sounds like a truck driver (and  by the way, SHE IS NOT JEWISH, thank god), and all they do is berate people who, unlike these bitches, don't have help, don't live high above Manhattan, don't have a  doorman or country homes or plenty of money to travel, and...wait for it...cannot pay off their credit cards every month like these twats to whom 29% interest rates on credit cards mean nothing. 

Their help cleans and cooks and food shops, and these people probably don't even see their bills: they have people for that, too. Basically, they can afford anything they want, have no debt, no prospect of debt, never have to mingle with the Great Unwashed Masses, and consider themselves to be the arbiters of Right V. Wrong.

Like I said: uber duber unlikable.  And these are the people screaming about the Evil America That Just Reelected Donald Trump.

Right.

Just for background: I grew up in chi chi circles in Manhattan. We shopped at Bergdorf's, travelled to nice locales, had the best private school education (which I hated, but that's another story).

But it's been decades since I lived that way. Now, I literally crunch my monthly bills to within $5 every month. Not an exaggeration. I do not consider myself impoverished, but I would say a major disaster would bury me. SIx months of expenses set aside? That's funny. I don't have six days. To be honest, I am happy to have credit cards--even though their interest rates are literally 29%--because otherwise, I would be living a very unfun existence.

And I have no kids, one dog, and haven't eaten out more than four times in the past three years. I traveled to one conference over a year ago--my only trip in almost six years now. I never go to the theater anymore.

To be clear, I don't really care about that stuff. I used to, but not now. I have plenty of expenses publishing my second novel and the ensuing marketing costs to try to make it successful.

I never entertain--another activity that was once a staple of my life, Again, I don't care, I'm just saying, I am not exactly living some crazy lifestyle.

And it's a struggle every single month to make ends meet, let alone trying to pay down too much debt, like so many of us in this country.

And for the record, I am from a family full of Harvard graduates and am a college grad myself. I honestly relate more to working class peeps now: that's my hood and most of the people I encounter these days.

We roll eyes together in the supermarket at prices. Gas is crazy, and I don't even drive that much.

I'm trying to think of a single liberal I know who isn't rich or close to it, but I can't. They can sit in their noblesse oblige ivory towers and look down their noses at us poor peasants. We truly don't give a flying fuck.

Harvard, needless to say, is unrecognizable, and I could say more about that but it would give you too much information, so I won't.

So, my suggestion for the Dems is this: what do all your election losses have in common? All y'all. 

Give that some thought. You're unappealing and your message is meaningless to people with actual shit to worry about.

Oh, one more thing. Sunny Hostin and Rachel Maddow are worried about being sent to gulags lol. They should know that America's one experiment with that during WWII was under the Democrat administration of FDR.

The rest of your frankly insane ramblings just make you look crazy.

Take your meds, girls. And stop talking so much, you're annoying as all fuck.

One more thing: Trump just selected the first-ever female Chief of Staff for his WH admin. Wait, I thought he was so misogynist? Like I said, go back to your studios in midtown Manhattan and stfu.